Wreck it Down

The best part of prepping for a sting operation, Dōjima had decided, was the fact she got to go home for lunch, to see what sexy outfits she had in black to pose as a bar waitress.

Sometimes, being a spygirl was just plain fun. She sincerely doubted that Master's son was going to be stupid enough to show his face around Harry's, but at least it would be a fun few days of tips and cute patrons. And all she could drink.

"Hey, koibito," she called, sticking her head out of the bedroom and holding up two (almost identical) black halter tops. "Which one of these says 'tip your waitress?'"

[OOC: Open for calls, text messages, and that boyfriend-shaped Montague!]

It had started out like any other Wednesday morning at the STN:J, complete with a missing Dōjima, who hadn't even bothered to show up for last night's Hunt. Sakaki was still sulking, much to Karasuma's amusement and frustration, and morale around the office was decidedly low, Kate's absence hanging over them like a shadow.

( 'Dōjima still isn't here.' 'We can't do anything about it, she's special.' )


[OOC: And so starts the televised canon, albeit a few months later than I planned. Sections of dialogue shamelessly cribbed from 1.01 Replacement. Totally open for phonecalls, texts, etc.]

Admittedly, Yurika was not a morning person, but there was really no excuse for an intelligence operative not to notice something like that, regardless of how early in the morning it was.

Luckily it didn't take her long to clue in, and she climbed back into bed as soon as she was off the phone, snuggling up with the other person occupying the space. "I'm calling in," she muttered, nuzzling at Romeo's neck. "You're sick."

"Mmmmmph?" Romeo was blissfully asleep, or almost. He turned to kiss her and tell her not to be silly, when he realized something was different. Good thing last year had given him an idea what it was.

"Am I a girl again?" he asked, without opening his eyes.

"Mmmm...not sure. Maybe I should check," she giggled, taking the opportunity to snuggle closer and kiss his (her) nose. It was a cute nose! "But yeah. Pretty sure you're a girl again, koibito-mine."

".... and you want to stay in bed." He opened an eye and looked down his body. "I think that's an excellent idea, love."

"Not necessarily!" she objected, pouting at him slightly that he would assume such a horrible thing. "We could go out. Later. Try that new seafood place down the block, and maybe go dancing..."

He was too cute to hide away, seriously.

"But later. Definitely later."

"Much later," Romeo agreed, and rolled over to kiss her. He only got to do this once a year, after all; he had to make the best of it.

It was only a little unfair she wasn't a boy this time.


[OOC: I NEEDED TO USE THIS ICON AGAIN, OKAY? Preplayed with the always-sexy withoutverona. NFB due to distance, NFI. Sure, you can try to call (and leave a message), but they are very much not picking up the phone today...]