"If they're showing too much skin, move it around some, and if they're showing too little skin, move it some more," she grinned. "At least the ones with boob-cups make it easy to figure out."

The "boob-cups" in question were a pale pink - nearly white - basque with heavy black lacing that fastened in the back.

"How are you even supposed to put this on by yourself?" she frowned. "I mean, I get how you're supposed to get it off, but putting it on, you'd need to borrow a friend, wouldn't you?"