"Shiny orange shit would make you into a freakin' lifesaver," Reno decided, peering over at the screen. "Rude gave me a call, all, 'I know somethin' you don't know,' and I had to freakin' barter more paperwork for the information. Rikku wasn't gonna tell me her birthday was comin' up. What's with that, anyhow?"

Et tu, Reno?