"Not lately, but I know," she answered smugly. Obviously, chocolate and the thought of cabana boys were a beautiful combination.

One that maybe should be tried out later. If Romeo ever decided to become a Real Boy again, that is.

"Once small-and-fuzzy here," at that she nudged the ball again, as Romeo tried to make a break for the closet, "is back to normal and no longer needs a minder, we should have a girl's outing. Round up all our amigas and hit the beach, yeah?"