"You just couldn't feel it because the tattoo is so large, your ass probably went completely numb," DÅjima deadpanned.
"You know, I still haven't seen this postcard, I'm rather jealous. You get hot dancing girls, I get a 'happy birthday' card. So not fair. It was my birthday, I should have gotten dancing girls."
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"You know, I still haven't seen this postcard, I'm rather jealous. You get hot dancing girls, I get a 'happy birthday' card. So not fair. It was my birthday, I should have gotten dancing girls."