"We'll just do cliffnotes for this world then, okay?" Yurika said soothingly, sitting down next to the other girl. "Well, cliffnotes, Dōjima-style."

"Shopping is awesome, makeup is fun but not required, sex is one of the five food groups, and heels are a necessary evil. Oh, and anyone who tells you that a girl can't do something is a misogynistic asshole, and will look better with a black eye." Yurika grinned and clapped her hands. "Not that I've ever blackened an eye. That would be rude. I gave him a matched-set."

"So, I now open the floor to questions!"